Mowing the Lawn

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by elliespad, May 16, 2007.

  1. elliespad

    elliespad Member

    When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run,
    > my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
    > But, somehow I always had something else to take care
    > of first, the truck, the car, fishing, always something
    > more important to me.
    > Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
    > When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass,
    > busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched
    > silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone
    > only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
    > "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep
    > the sidewalk."
    > The doctors say I will walk again, but I
    > will always have a limp.
    > Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and
    > the other is a husband
  2. Fmandy

    Fmandy New Member

    This makes me so sad Ellie...
  3. elliespad

    elliespad Member

    Don't feel too sad, the doctor says he will walk again.
  4. Fmandy

    Fmandy New Member

    Ha ha ha!!!! You got me Ellie :)
  5. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    That was a hoot, EP. Or as Paulmack would say, "Hoots, mon!"

    Only thing funnier was Lucy on the riding mower racing down the highway.

    Too bad we don't have good shows like that anymore.

    Well, we do. I mean, we've still got Lucy.

    I read a novel once where a gal went bonkers and was lying under a table watching Lucy. Her sister said, "She doesn't even know what year it is!"

    Well, how would you w/ a show that's been running since Bill Clinton was a kid?

    I'm so old, when I was a kid we pushed the mower.

    Time to push off.

  6. sisland

    sisland New Member

    Funny! Rock reminded me of the old push cycle mowers that my Grandma had! When we were kids, and yes we had to mow the lawn! saved on gas!lolol,,,,,,S