Must Read Important Bank Information LOL

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by paulmack, Mar 13, 2007.

  1. paulmack

    paulmack New Member


    Dear ******
    Your Bank is very pleased to inform you that we are installing new
    *Drive-thru* cash point machines where our customers will be able to
    withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
    To enable our customers to make full use of these new facilities we have
    conducted intensive behavioural studies to devise appropriate procedures
    for their use.

    Please read the procedures which apply to you and remember them for when
    you use our new machines for the first time.
    1. Drive up to the cash machine.
    2. Wind down your car window.
    3. Insert card and enter PIN.
    4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
    5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
    6. Wind up window.
    7. Drive away.
    1. Drive up to the cash machine.
    2. Reverse back the required amount to align car window with cash machine.
    3. Re-start the stalled engine.
    4. Wind down the window.
    5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto the passenger seat to locate
    6. Turn the radio down.
    7. Attempt to insert card into the cash machine.
    8. Open car door to allow easier access to the cash machine due to the
    excessive distance from the car.
    9. Insert card.
    10. After *Invalid Card* is displayed remove Marks & Spencer Charge
    Card and insert correct Cash Point Card.
    11. Remove Cash Point Card.
    12. Re-insert Cash Point Card the right way up.
    13. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside
    back page.
    14. Enter PIN.
    15. Press *Cancel* and re-enter correct PIN.
    16. Enter amount of cash required.
    17. Check make-up in rear view mirror.
    18. Retrieve cash and receipt.
    19. Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.
    20. Place receipt in back of cheque book.
    21. Re-check make-up.
    22. Drive forward 2 metres.
    23. Reverse back to cash machine.
    24. Retrieve card.
    25. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder and place card into the slot
    26. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
    27. Drive for 2-3 miles.
    28. Release hand brake.

    PS My Disclaimer-I'm glad to say I didn't write the contents of this letter,lol.I'm only the messenger.
  2. elliespad

    elliespad Member

    I can take it. God knows I post enough men bashing jokes.
  3. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    don't get the joke.

    Why is a documentary funny?
  4. elliespad

    elliespad Member

    Let's throw them a bone on this one!
  5. sisland

    sisland New Member

    How did you know? Thats why i don't get cash anymore!lolol,,,,,,,,,,,funny Paul!
  6. Rosiebud

    Rosiebud New Member

    Not written by you but obviously by a smart ... of a man.