My 5 new Boyfriends...Pretty funny...and makes sense

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by halo52208, Aug 4, 2006.

  1. halo52208

    halo52208 New Member

    I am seeing five gentlemen every day.

    As soon as I wake up,
    WILL POWER helps me get out of bed.

    Then I go to see JOHN.

    Then CHARLIE HORSE comes along,
    and when he is here he takes a lot of my time and attention.

    When he leaves, ART RITIS shows up
    and stays the rest of the day.
    He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.

    After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with BEN GAY.

    What a life!

    Hope everyone has a good day.

    Love, Halo

    Oh yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer.

    The preacher came to call the other day. He said at my age I should be thinking of the hereafter. I told him: "Oh, I do it all the time. No matter where I am in the parlour, upstairs, in the kitchen, or down in the basement, I ask myself: "Now, what am I here after?"

  2. louiesgirl2

    louiesgirl2 New Member

    Just copied and pasted it and shared it with others who will get a kick out of it.
  3. Lendy5

    Lendy5 New Member

    Thanks for the laugh.....I needed one today...LOL

    Love & Hugs

  4. victoria

    victoria New Member

    altho I wouldn't call him my 'boyfriend' much less my friend...

    there's a Brian Fog who hacks into my computer all the time and causes me to misspell words...

    (you might know him better by his anagram alias, Brain Fog).

    I discovered him when he caused me to actually type his real name in continuously, until I got the message! In my opinion, he is a stalker!!!


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