"My Next Life",,,,,,, Funny

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by sisland, Feb 27, 2008.

  1. sisland

    sisland New Member

    Have to share this with you all! Got it in an e-mail today

    My Next Life

    I want to live my life backwards!
    you start out dead and get that out of the way first,,

    Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling Better Everyday!

    Then you get kicked out of the nursing home because your to Healthy,,,

    Then you enjoy your retirement and collect your pension!
    Then you start work and you get a Gold watch on the very first Day!

    Then you work for 40 years,,until your to young to work anymore!

    You get ready for Highschool and Drink alcohol ,,,party and are generaly promiscous,,,,

    Now your ready for primary school,,you get to be a kid again and have almost no responsibilities!

    Then you Become a Baby again,,and you spend 9 months floating around peacefully in luxury and in spa like conditions,,,,with central heating,,,room service on tap,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and then you finish off as an orgasm!

    I rest my Case!

    ( Not sure if i can use the O word here but it's Funny!)
    p.s. (spelling might not be up to par)

    [This Message was Edited on 02/27/2008]
  2. springwater

    springwater Well-Known Member

    Gosh, I never thought of this ......life in reverse is good..

    thanks for posting this hilarious thing...love the way it describes in utero conditions as 'spa like'.

    God Bless
  3. sisland

    sisland New Member

    Wouldn't it be Nice for all of us to be in the Baby Stage all the time!,,,,,,Spa,,,Room Service,,,,Central Heating,,,,just a thought!,,,S
  4. monica33flowers

    monica33flowers New Member

    It does make sense, huh? LOL.

    Thanks for the good laugh --- I needed it today!
  5. sisland

    sisland New Member

    Does make sense,,,,i have no idea who came up with it but,,,,yeah,,,i had to share it with you guys!,,,,Gave me a good laugh!,,,,,glad you all are enjoying it!,,,S
  6. jole

    jole Member

    And so will my brother and his wife! He's so darn ornery....always talking about life being backward, but never to this extent! Especially like the ending. LOL