Never Argue With A Woman

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by elliespad, May 11, 2007.

  1. elliespad

    elliespad Member

    One morning the husband returns after several hours of
    fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with
    the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

    She motors out a short distance, and reads her book.

    Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up
    alongside the woman and says, "Good morning,
    Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book,"
    she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?")
    "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
    "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you
    have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
    at any moment.
    I'll have to take you in and write you up."

    "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual
    assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you,
    " says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment.
    For all I know you could start at any moment."

    "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

    MORAL:
    Never argue with a woman who reads.
    It's likely she can also think.

  2. paulmack

    paulmack New Member

    Good one Elliespad,haha.
  3. Rosiebud

    Rosiebud New Member

    excellent, laughing out loud here Ellie

    Rosie