new drugs just for women... finally something for everyone

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by victoria, Nov 21, 2006.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    This has been around, but is still funny... and should give the pharmaceutical companies some hints on what to work on, doncha think?!

    NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

    DAM*ITOL
    Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to he** for up to 8 full hours.

    EMPTYNESTROGEN
    Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.

    ST. MOMMA'S WORT
    Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

    PEPTOBIMBO
    Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

    DUMBEROL
    When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

    FLIPITOR
    Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

    MENICILLIN
    Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. "

    BUYAGRA
    Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

    JACKASSPIRIN
    Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

    ANTI-TALKSIDENT
    A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

    NAGAMENT
    When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him.


    Now, send these to any woman who needs a good laugh, and any man who can handle it.
  2. hugs4evry1

    hugs4evry1 New Member

    As always......loved it!!!! Hilarious!!

    Hugs,

    Nancy B
  3. mezombie

    mezombie Member

    Very funny! Thanks for the laughs, Victoria!
  4. IowaMorningGlory

    IowaMorningGlory New Member

    Names of drugs are supposed to relate to what they are for anymore. These drugs would already pretty much have that covered, don't ya think! :)Tee hee

    I had a great, great laugh. Thank you very much Victoria they were the best.

    Have a wonderful Thanksgiving,
    Take care and kitten hugs,
    Blessed Be,
    Laurie
  5. Kimba4318

    Kimba4318 New Member

    Too cute! Too Funny!
    Needed that!
    Happy Turkey Day!
    HUGS
    Kim
  6. victoria

    victoria New Member

    I was wondering the same thing! the new 'pet rock' craze?

    BUT gotta have varieties for men, hehehe!

    ... even small candy pills would work ... they used to sell that kind of stuff when I was a kid, lol, like candy cigarettes!

    best,
    Victoria


    [This Message was Edited on 11/24/2006]
  7. fivesue

    fivesue New Member

    Thanks...I'll take a package of each!

    (-:
    Sue