NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS - both serious & funny...

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by victoria, Dec 30, 2005.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member


    here are some new years resolutions to get started thinking:

    Spend my summer vacation in Cyberspace.

    Create loose ends.

    Stay away from Chernobyl and Three Mile Island.

    Spread out priorities beyond my ability to keep track of them.

    Focus more on the faults of others.

    Not swim with pirhanas or sharks.

    Procrastinate more - starting tomorrow

    Which brings me to more serious-type ones...

    the number one is,

    Lose 2 pounds/month..

    The hard part of that is losing sight of goal over 30 days...

    PLEASE add yours?

    Funny AND/OR Serious, both are welcome, as the funny ones give food for thought, IMO!

    All the best,

    "The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us."
    -Calvin and Hobbs
  2. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Nobody has any this year?

    Am I the only one?

  3. victoria

    victoria New Member

    to make NO resolutions!?!?

    Then we can't feelt guilty or anything, and anything positive that we manage is ALL GOOD anyway?

    Otherwise I'm back to getting my exercise thru jumping to conclusions, leaps of imagination, flying off the handle, and pressing my luck.

  4. katykat24

    katykat24 New Member

    eat more chocolate and lose weight lol

    (as we've seen by..can't remember who it was..but chocolate kept her alive lol)

    get a kiss!