NO TRICKY Q's & A's === LOL=== just FUNNY STUFF

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by victoria, Aug 14, 2008.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.

    2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

    3. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

    4. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

    5. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.

    6. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

    7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

    8. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.

    9. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my spandex tights.

    10. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!

    11. Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...'You know, sometimes I forget to eat!' .....Now I've at times forgotten my address, my phone number, my mother's maiden name, and my keys, but I have NEVER forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of "something" to FORGET to eat!

    12. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.

    13. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress were: eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!

    [This Message was Edited on 08/14/2008]
  2. teacher

    teacher New Member

    I like these!
  3. joyfully

    joyfully New Member

    I needed some light funny things today. Thanks for the humor. Joyfully
  4. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    If you take 2 pounds of candy and divide by pi...Oh wait, that was your other post.

    Take a little wine for thy stomach's sake. I suspect a little humor is better though.


  5. victoria

    victoria New Member

    yes, my stomach doesn't like wine or any liquor these days... humor is MUCH better! Thus I'm always on the outlook for good things to laugh at. Glad y'all like 'em!


  6. Rosiebud

    Rosiebud New Member

    very good - will pass them on - loved no.5 especially.