Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by victoria, Aug 9, 2007.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Hi to all,
    couldn't resist posting this, love the play on words!

    A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
    After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

    When asked how he could mastermind such a crime, and then make such an obviously stupid error, he replied,

    "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

    See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else. I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse!

  2. teacher

    teacher New Member

    Very punny!
  3. sisland

    sisland New Member

    Victoria! My first laugh of the day! Great! Thanks!
  4. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Oh, Veectoria. You are zo fu-nee. You are la plus grande w/ zee plaisanteries.

    Or to put it in English, you dwarf any competition.