Nuns At The Baseball Game (cute joke)

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by fibromickster, Oct 1, 2008.

  1. fibromickster

    fibromickster New Member

    THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING A CUBS BASEBALL GAME.
    THREE MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND.
    BECAUSE THEIR HABITS WERE PARTIALLY BLOCKING THE VIEW, THE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS HOPING THAT THEY'D GET ANNOYED ENOUGH TO MOVE TO ANOTHER AREA.

    IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH, THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE."

    THEN THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO
    MONTANA, THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE."

    THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO, THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE."

    ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY SWEET AND CALM VOICE SAID, "WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL,
    THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE!"

  2. Callum

    Callum New Member

    Mickey - and I'm so glad you made it a Cub's playoff game!!!

    I love feisty nuns!

    Callum
  3. fibromickster

    fibromickster New Member

    Hahaha, that was a good one too.

    Callum, I am glad I made you laugh. However, I am actually a Cardinals fan, but the cubs are okay too, I have a lot of family in Chicago.

    I love when they play each other.
  4. mezombie

    mezombie Member

    Good one, Fibromickster!
  5. mysticbrit

    mysticbrit New Member

    Thanks for the funny. I'm sure those guys weren't Cub fans, we're way too polite - LOL LOL LOL

    Hubby and I are hunkered down at this very moment, the Cub/Dodger playoff is about to begin. It's been 100 years, I'd say we're due.

    Many hugs,
    Nancy