O/T - I thought this was funny - edited out profanity

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by lovinlifeinAK, Aug 5, 2005.

  1. lovinlifeinAK

    lovinlifeinAK New Member

    Things I Hate About Everyone

    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?



    2. People who are willing to get off their bum to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.



    3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?



    4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of
    course it is. Why in the world would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?



    5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
    Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.



    6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?



    7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. Couldn't be new.



    8. When people say "life is short". What the heck?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?



    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?

    Dance Like Nobody's Watching
  2. Rosiebud

    Rosiebud New Member

    no.4 though they all made me laugh.

    thanks Alaska

    Rosie
  3. MamaBear3

    MamaBear3 New Member

    It felt good to laugh for a change!

    Beth
  4. fivesue

    fivesue New Member

    I'm in a much better mood than when I signed on...and I, too, loved #4 the best!

    Sue
  5. lovinlifeinAK

    lovinlifeinAK New Member

    a smile and laugh for you all. Helps forget the aches and pains temporarily... well at least for me.
  6. Sue74

    Sue74 New Member

    Thanks so much, i really needed a laugh today!!!

    Sue
  7. itscarrie

    itscarrie New Member

    People who point to the empty chair next to you and ask "Is anyone sitting there ?"

    I usually reply "Yes, the Emperor, how do you like his new clothes?"

    They either look at me like I've got 2 heads or laugh because they get my point or the real dimwits who say "Sorry, what clothes ?" Then you really confuse em..when you say "What Emperor?"