O/T jokes to make you smile

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by Aeronsmom, Mar 12, 2006.

  1. Aeronsmom

    Aeronsmom New Member

    A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her,
    "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on
    some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

    His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.


    A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.

    Bear says: " If I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering
    with fear."

    Lion says: " If I roar in the desert, the entire desert is afraid of
    me."

    Says the chicken: " Big deal I only have to cough, and the entire
    planet poop's itself


    A woman was bouncing on her bed excitedly, Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you
    have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the
    matter with you?"

    The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I
    don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and
    the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."

    The husband said, "What did he say about your 50 year
    old ass?"

    "Your name never came up," she replied.




    [This Message was Edited on 03/12/2006]
  2. ksc

    ksc New Member

    loved the last one!
    kathy
  3. neen85

    neen85 New Member

    Thanks for the laughs! Daneen