O/T....... jokes

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by Aeronsmom, Oct 31, 2006.

  1. Aeronsmom

    Aeronsmom New Member

    Here's a silly one....

    Why did the skeleton burp?

    Because it didn't have the guts to fart.

    The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
    She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"

    Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network

    What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

    A Nervous Wreck.

    love to all, Ann
  2. Redwillow

    Redwillow New Member

    Thanks for the giggles Ann.

    hugs Redwillow
  3. victoria

    victoria New Member

    I love wordplay...

    here's some more silly ones for Halloween:

    Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
    He was buttering up all his teachers.

    How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
    With a pumpkin patch.

    How does a girl vampire flirt?
    She bats her eyes.

    What did the french fries dress up as for Halloween?
    Masked potatoes.

    What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?

    What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
    "Don't spook until you're spooken to."

    What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley?
    I'm bone to be wild.

    What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?

    What do ghosts put on top of an ice cream sundae?
    Whipped scream.

    What do ghosts serve for dessert?
    I Scream.

    What do you call a roomful of ghosts?
    A bunch of boo-boos.

    What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
    A sand witch.

    What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

    What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

    What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its radius?
    Pumpkin pi

    What instrument do skeletons play?

    What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show?
    A celebrity roast.

    What is as sharp as a vampires fang?
    His other fang.

    My alltime favorite:
    What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?

    What is Dracula's favorite kind of dog?
    A bloodhound.

    [This Message was Edited on 10/31/2006]

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