Ok, I fibbed....friend JUST sent this to me...

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by lenaw70, Mar 19, 2006.

  1. lenaw70

    lenaw70 New Member


    1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

    2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

    5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

    6. You watch the Weather Channel.

    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

    9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

    10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

    12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

    13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

    16. You take naps.

    17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

    18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,rather than settle, your stomach.

    19. You go to the drug store for Ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit."

    21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

    22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

    23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

    24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

    25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh sh** what the hell happened?"
  2. findmind

    findmind New Member

    Good one, but guess I'm not grown up yet, because I went to bed at 5 a.m. last nite ()this am....

    And eat breakfast about 1 a.m. usually!

    Funny, love the weather channel.

    Oh, I am getting old, cuz I passed most of these with (slowly) flying colors! HA!

  3. tammy21

    tammy21 New Member

    really good. thanks for a reminder how old I am getting.

    Take care
  4. code34me

    code34me New Member

    I laughed at everyone of those because they discribed me!!!!

  5. grandmasheri

    grandmasheri New Member

    Sounds to true! what a great chuckle for the day. thanks, it gets harder and harder to find something to laugh at!
  6. victoria

    victoria New Member

    except for #7...

    In my experience, Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up"--

    -- but then after a divorce (or 2) they go back to hooking up and breaking up....

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