OK.....just one more today

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by HeavenlyRN, Mar 18, 2010.

  1. HeavenlyRN

    HeavenlyRN New Member

    Last night my girlfriend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.

    She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out my beer!
  2. victoria

    victoria New Member

    it would be the computer!

  3. Gingareeree

    Gingareeree New Member

    You and Rockgor should put together a comedy act!~~~Jeanne
  4. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Jeanne. Maybe Jan and I can work up an act like Ricky and Lucy. Remember
    when they sang "We'll Build a Bungalow" and told snappy jokes? You can see
    it on Youtube.

    I always think old jokes are like old friends: the best. Here are some favorites
    from yesteryear. In the interest of saving time and energy, I am only
    giving the punchline:

    That was no piccolo. That was my fife.

    Paddy O'Furniture.

    A newspaper!

    Hey, I'm a fungi.

  5. HeavenlyRN

    HeavenlyRN New Member

    ...with your punchlines, I feel like I'm playing jeopardy. Perhaps someday when you have the time you could share the rest of the jokes with us!