old lady and an atheist.......

Discussion in 'Spirituality/Worship' started by KLynn, Sep 26, 2002.

  1. KLynn

    KLynn New Member



    Foot Prints
    There's a little old Christian lady living next
    door to an atheist. Every morning the lady
    comes out onto her front porch and shouts
    "Praise the Lord!".
    The atheist yells back, "There is no God".
    She does this every morning with the
    same result. As time goes on the
    lady runs into financial difficulties and has
    trouble buying food. She goes out onto
    the porch and asks God for help with
    groceries, then says "Praise the Lord".
    The next morning she goes out onto the porch and
    there's the groceries she's asked
    for, of course she says "Praise the Lord".
    The atheist jumps out from behind a bush and
    says,
    "Ha, I bought those groceries - there is no
    God".
    The lady looks at him and smiles, she shouts
    "Praise the Lord, not only did you
    provide for me Lord, you made Satan pay for the groceries!!"



    ~KLynn
    giggle
  2. KLynn

    KLynn New Member

    no body liked my joke?????????

    i laughed myself silly when i read this....guess noone else thought it was funny..***sniffle***


    ~KLynn
  3. Mikie

    Mikie Moderator

    Even in church, priests, ministers, and rabbis use humor. It's healing. Thanks for the laugh.

    Love, Mikie
  4. shar4j

    shar4j New Member

    I tought that it was cute. And God uses even unbelievers to do his purpose.

    Thanks for the laugh
    Sharon
    [This Message was Edited on 09/28/2002]
  5. PMangels

    PMangels New Member

    God works in mysterious ways, His wonders to perform. Anything is possible with God.

    Still smiling.
    Arlene