On A Lighter Note ... Just A Few Bumperstickers

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by JimB51, Aug 23, 2009.

  1. JimB51

    JimB51 Member

    If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

    Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

    All I want is: Less to do, More time to do it, and Higher pay for not getting it done.

    Ask me about my vow of silence.

    He who laughs last thinks slowest!

    The Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

    Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I just let him sleep.

    Where there's a will, I want to be in it!

    Forget about World Peace....visualize using your turn signal.

    Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

    Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
    [This Message was Edited on 08/24/2009]
  2. gapsych

    gapsych New Member

    I think the board needs some humor right now!!

  3. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Somewhere I read that the bumper sticker was invented shortly after the
    Civil War. Sales didn't really pick up until Henry Ford starting churning out
    the Model T.

    Have you seen the book "Late Show Fun Facts" by David Letterman and
    his writers? You might enjoy it. Contains gems such as:

    In China, Campbell's alphabet soup contains more than 3,000 characters.

    The most popular name for a beauty salon is Curl Up and Dye.

  4. Mikie

    Mikie Moderator

    I don't see as many bumper stickers as I used to. Years back, I had to commute and drive in city traffic. The radio and reading bumper stickers kept me going.

    I remember when the "World Peace" bumper stickers were all over the place. Then, I saw one which read, "Whirrled Peas," with little green peas going in circles. Oh, I do love a good pun.

    Did you see my post about hearing from Shirl? I hope you hear from her. She's still not on her computer much.

    I'm a cat lover but I couldn't help but laugh at one bumper sticker: Cat, the other white meat.

    Love, Mikie
  5. Pippi1313

    Pippi1313 New Member

    That last one reminds me of the episode of the 3 Stooges where Curly says: I keep tryin' to think, but nothin' happens!

    Thanks 4 the grins!

  6. lgp

    lgp Well-Known Member

    and it made me crack up:


    I love it!!


  7. TwoCatDoctors

    TwoCatDoctors New Member

    I saw this bumper sticker the other day: