OT- 15 Things To Do At Walmart .....

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by Rose_Red, Aug 31, 2005.

  1. Rose_Red

    Rose_Red New Member

    15 things to do at Walmart while your spouse/partner/friend is taking their sweet time shopping.

    1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens.

    5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

    9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

    10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

    11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

    12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

    ( And; last, but not least!)

    15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
  2. Shannonsparkles

    Shannonsparkles New Member

    Rose, thanks for the mornign laugh!
  3. ckahele

    ckahele New Member

    way way funny
    loved it
    cyndy
  4. PepperGirl52

    PepperGirl52 New Member

    I absolutely hate going to those warehouse-type stores, too! Not because I don't like to shop, but because of what it does to my back.

    And, I have to tell you, we have one Walmart in particular that we sometimes go to. The aisles are SO packed with stuff, and there are SO many people there, that I almost ALWAYS end up in some sort of "competition" with someone over who gets to move their cart where!!

    My husband always tells people that he can't take me to Walmart, because I always get in fights with people! LOL. Here I am, 5'2", 104#-yeah, I am really a tough one!! PG
  5. Christinawensell

    Christinawensell New Member

    Thank you so much for the laugh that was excellent
  6. SingFMAway

    SingFMAway New Member

    It hurt to laugh, but I loved it! I'm so glad that people on this board always seem to come up with fabulous posts to make us laugh!

    SingFMAway
  7. JLH

    JLH New Member

    This was great!!! Thanks for sharing.

    I, too, had to copy and send to some friends.

    My daughter and I are at a Wal-Mart Supercenter every other Thursday, rain or shine!!!
  8. Adl123

    Adl123 New Member

    Dear Rose_Red,
    Thank you, thank you, thank you! I needed a really good laugh.

    Terry
  9. glenda2

    glenda2 New Member

    yeah i have to say those are pretty funny. i do work at walmart i can't wait to tell them all tomorrow. may even try a few. heheeeee
  10. Rose_Red

    Rose_Red New Member

    I'm so glad you guys loved it too!