OT ---- 2 MORE CUTE JOKES!

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by victoria, Dec 27, 2005.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Smart Blonde!

    A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."

    The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook,"This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is -- an auto parts store?"

    "No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."

    "Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

    The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"

    She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well get gassed up!"
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    Do Cats Go to Heaven?

    A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask."

    The cats says, "Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors."

    God says, "Say no more." And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears.

    A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat. The mice said, "All our lives we've had to run. Cats, dogs and even women with brooms have chased us. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore."

    God says, "Say no more." And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.

    About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, "How are you doing? Are you happy here?"

    The cat yawns and stretches and says, "Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best!"


    [This Message was Edited on 12/27/2005]
  2. katykat24

    katykat24 New Member

    funny! lol!!!
  3. victoria

    victoria New Member

    I think meals on wheels of any kind would be great, LOL...

    there was a thread on here recently entitled "Meals on Wheels" and I thought it was this joke, hehe...

    so you know where my mind is!

    ;)
    Victoria