OT - 9/6 bonus funny - Can it really happen to us?

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by Rose_Red, Sep 6, 2005.

  1. Rose_Red

    Rose_Red New Member

    CAN IT REALLY HAPPEN TO US?

    1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any
    of them.

    2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.


    5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

    6. You watch the Weather Channel.

    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up"
    and "break up."

    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

    9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

    10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next
    door won't turn down the stereo.

    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

    12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

    13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers..

    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

    16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM

    17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of
    the beginning of one.

    18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would
    severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

    19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and
    antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good
    stuff."

    21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

    22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces
    "I'm never going to drink that much again."

    23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer
    is for real work.

    24. You drink at home to save money before going to a
    bar.

    25. You read this entire list looking desperately for
    one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one
    to save your sorry old butt. Then you forward it to a
    bunch of old pals & friends 'cause you know they'll
    enjoy it & do the same.

    BONUS: When you find out your friend is pregnant you
    congratulate them instead of asking "Oh crap What
    Happened?



    ps from me - #11 really creeps me out !!!!!
    Thanks for everything today guys. I'm so glad I found you all.
  2. brit_17759

    brit_17759 New Member

    for the laugh...just what I needed to cheer me up. Can really relate to this!!!lol.

    hugs,
    brit
  3. razorqueen

    razorqueen Member

    (we have twin beds pushed together) I've never been into the bar scene or drinking so most of the others don't make me laugh. Sorry. But isn't it interesting how talking about sex with older people isn't a big deal when you get older yourself? lol. My dad used to be soo embarassed when "sex" would come up, and now its no biggy to talk about it!
    Raz
  4. Mar19

    Mar19 New Member

    Thanks for sharing these. Very funny.

    <<5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.>>

    That one especially made me crack up! Don't know why -- just picturing myself in an elevator humming along to the Muzak! LOL

    Mar
  5. cateyis

    cateyis New Member

    thanks so much i really needed a laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Sue
  6. JLH

    JLH New Member

    Thanks for the funnies!!!

    I'm in with #25!!! LOL