OT - 9/8 Today's Funny - Be On Time or Don't Go To Confession

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by Rose_Red, Sep 8, 2005.

  1. Rose_Red

    Rose_Red New Member


    A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.

    "I got my first impression of the parish from the very first
    confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his place of business, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and gave VD to his sister. I was appalled. But as the
    days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people."

    Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk. "I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived," said the politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him for confession."


  2. NyroFan

    NyroFan New Member

    Red_Rose:
    Good one: just what I needed for today. A good belly laugh.
    Hugs,
    NyroFan
  3. I sure needed that laugh too!
  4. EllenComstock

    EllenComstock New Member

    Thanks for the story-that was a funny one!

    Ellen
  5. mommy22

    mommy22 New Member

    That was a HOOT! Sonya
  6. jbennett2

    jbennett2 New Member

    I HAD to send this one to my sister - she is a parish secretary
  7. Christinawensell

    Christinawensell New Member

    Too funny, thank you for the laugh