OT 9/9 today's funny - A new Medical Approach

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by Rose_Red, Sep 8, 2005.

  1. Rose_Red

    Rose_Red New Member

    THE TRADITIONAL DOCTOR'S APPROACH TO A HEALTHY LIFE


    Eat right!

    Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.

    Take your vitamins and including vitamin C.

    Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.

    Walk for at least an hour a day,

    Go for a swim,

    Take the stairs instead of the elevator.

    Wash your hands often: If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.

    Get lots of fresh air: Open doors & windows whenever possible.

    Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.

    Get plenty of rest.


    OR.....


    THE ENLIGHTENED DOCTORS APPROACH TO A HEALTHY LIFE


    Think about this...

    When you go for a shot, what do they do?

    Think about this...

    When you go for a shot, what do they do first? They Clean your arm with alcohol...

    Why? Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.


    So instead of the traditional approach...

    I walk to the liquor store. (exercise)

    I put lime in my Corona...(fruit)

    Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
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    rink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)


    Tell jokes, laugh....(eliminate stress)

    Then pass out. (rest)

    The way I see it... If you keep your alcohol levels up - flu germs can't get you!




    "A shot in the glass is better than one in the ***!"

    -Author unknown
  2. sfrazier

    sfrazier New Member

    That was great. I hate shots so maybe I should start that routine. Of course with the pills I take I'll be a cheap date and pass out after 2. lol. Thanks for the funny.
  3. brit_17759

    brit_17759 New Member

    for the early morning laugh:). I definately prefer the second approach.

    hugs
    brit
  4. petesdragon

    petesdragon New Member

    I LOVE your jokes. They not only make me laugh -- they give the people I tell them to a good laugh. When you are shut in much of the time you don't hear good jokes and they help you have something funny to talk about. Life is too serious without your jokes. Keep them coming.