OT: A Funny

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by phoenixrising2, Jun 7, 2006.

  1. phoenixrising2

    phoenixrising2 New Member

    How to install a wireless security system:

    Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work
    boots ... a really big pair. Put them outside your front
    door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog
    dish beside it ... a really big dish. Leave a note on your
    front door that says something like this:

    "Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition -
    back in 30 minutes. Don't disturb the pit bulls, they've
    just been wormed."

  2. UnicornK

    UnicornK New Member

    Thanks for making me laugh!

    God Bless.

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