As Mike Nicholas observed to Tony Randall, "They're all new if you haven't heard them." Here's a little story that's at least half a century old. A lady dreamed one night that she had written a poem so beautiful, so wise, so all-encompassing that she was lauded from far and near and showered w/ all sorts of awards. She woke briefly and groggily scribbled down her opus. This is what she found the next morning. Hogamus higamus; Men are polygamous. Higamus hogamus; Women Monogamous!