OT - A REAL TURKEY of a STORY - LOLOL

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by victoria, Dec 9, 2005.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    NOTE: this did NOT happen to me (I don't even have a sister), OR anyone I know, so I don't know if this REALLY happened.....

    but I COULD see doing it for fun to someone, LOLOL!

    THE STORY:
    "One year at Christmas my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a practical joke.

    "So after my sister had put the bird into the oven, my Mom told my sister that she needed something from the store.

    "When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.

    "When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"

    "At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.

    "It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!"
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    OK, so if anyone decides to try this stunt, promise you'll come back and tell us about it?

    ROFLMAO,
    Victoria

    "You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever!!" says a friend



  2. EgyptStarr

    EgyptStarr New Member

    THAT's cute!!!

    lol

    Hugs!
    Starr