OT an little humor for the day

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by ckball, Aug 17, 2006.

  1. ckball

    ckball New Member

    > An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Monte Casino went to

    > the local church for confession.

    > When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said,

    > "Father ... during World War! II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and

    > asked me to hide her from the enemy. So I hid her in my attic."

    > The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you

    > have no need to confess that."

    > "It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual

    > favors."

    > The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger.

    > However, two people under those circumstances can be very tempted to act

    > that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed

    > forgiven."

    > "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I do have one

    > more question."

    > "And what is that?" asked the priest.

    > "Should I tell her the war is over?"

    >
  2. ckball

    ckball New Member

    I'm glad you liked it- did you see the redneck thread.