OT-- (another) JOKE for today................................

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by victoria, Aug 31, 2005.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    A southern Baptist minister was completing a temperance sermon.

    With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

    With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

    And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

    Sermon complete, he then sat down.

    The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, Shall We Gather at the River."
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  2. Jeanne-in-Canada

    Jeanne-in-Canada New Member

    My s.o. would suddenly want waterfront property on that whiskey river.


    Jeanne
  3. ilovecats94

    ilovecats94 New Member

    Very cute, Victoria! I really liked that one. I'd gather at the river for the beer... lol

    Hugs,
    Faye
  4. Jeanne-in-Canada

    Jeanne-in-Canada New Member

    there'd be a loooonnngg line for the nearest bathroom after we'd been there awhile.


    Jeanne
  5. victoria

    victoria New Member

    there'd be a long line to get baptized I suspect as well!