OT Blonde jokes or Gene Therapy

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by sues1, Apr 25, 2006.

  1. sues1

    sues1 New Member

    How Blonde Was She???
    She was Soooooooo Blonde

    * She thought a quarterback was a refund.

    * She thought General Motors was in the army.

    * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

    * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

    * At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

    She W as Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
    * She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

    * She sent a fax with a stamp on it.

    * Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

    She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
    * She tripped over a cordless phone.

    * She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."

    * She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

    * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

    She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

    * She studied for a blood test.

    * She sold the car for gas money.

    * When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.

    * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

    She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

    * When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

    * She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

    * She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

    * She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

    AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
    She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
    She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

    We need a few grin and giggles and aan escape from stress!

    Do we have stress factures? :)+)


  2. morningsonshine

    morningsonshine New Member

    I sent that on to my type A big sister, who has told blonde jokes all her life.
    Then had one child, a tow-headed little girl, she is as blonde as blonde can be!!!

    HEE HEE
  3. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Thanks, Sues. I will send some of these to my blonde sister who loves them.