OT- ;^) COWBOY LOGIC.....truths for today and anyday! ;)

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by victoria, Aug 5, 2005.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Cowboy Logic

    • The easiest way to eat crow is when it’s still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swallow.

    • Don’t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t botherin’ you none.

    • Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

    • Never miss a chance to shut up. Well-timed silence has more eloquence than speech.

    • If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.

    • If it don’t seem like it’s worth the effort, it probably ain’t.

    • It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

    • The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with watches you wash your face in the mirror every morning.

    • Never ask a barber/hairdresser if you need a haircut.

    • If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some considerable influence, try ordering someone else’s dog around.

    • Don’t worry about bitin’ off more than you can chew, your mouth is likely a whole lot bigger than you think.

    • People who are tough never have to tell you that they are. It’s the same with people who are honest.

    • The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

    • Red meat is NOT bad for you. Blue-green meat, now that's bad for you!

    • Don’t squat with your spurs on.

    • When you’re throwing your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by someone else.

    • Telling a man to get lost and making him do it are two entirely different propositions.

    • Good judgment comes from experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

    • When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a person or a critter, don’t be surprised if they learn it.

    • "Generally speakin" definition: You ain’t learnin’ nothing when you’re the one doin’ the talkin.

    • Lettin’ the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.

    • Always take a good look at what you’re about to eat. It’s not so important to know what it is, but you should know what it was.

  2. nina2

    nina2 New Member

    I liked that one a lot. Thanks for the giggle.

    I needed that. :D

  3. neen85

    neen85 New Member

    Thank you....again! Daneen
  4. JLH

    JLH New Member

    Thanks for sharing with us!

    These were really cute!

  5. Greenbean7

    Greenbean7 New Member

    And when there's three of you riding in a pickup always sit in the middle. You don't have to drive and you don't have to get out and open the gate!


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