OT - Cute Joke, (I think)

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by elliespad, Sep 21, 2005.

  1. elliespad

    elliespad Member

    To get the full effect, this should be
    > read aloud. You will understand what
    > 'tendjewberrymud' means by the end of the
    > conversation! The following is a telephone exchange
    > between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel
    > in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far
    > East Economic Review:
    >
    >
    > Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees."
    >
    >
    >
    > Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed
    > room-service."
    >
    >
    > RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to
    > odor sunteen??"
    >
    > G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and
    > eggs."
    >
    >
    > RS: "Ouw July den?"
    >
    > G: "What??"
    >
    > RS: "Ouw July den?...pryd, boyd, poochd?"
    >
    > G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?
    > Sorry, scrambled please."
    >
    > RS: "Ouw July dee baychem? Crease?"
    >
    > G: "Crisp will be fine."
    >
    > RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
    >
    > G: "What?"
    >
    > RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"
    >
    > G: "I don't think so."
    >
    > RS: "No? Judo sahn toes??"
    >
    > G: "I feel really bad about this, but I
    > don't know what 'judo sahn toes' means."
    >
    > RS: "Toes! toes!...Why djew Don Juan
    > toes? Ouw bow Anglish moppin we boter?"
    >
    > G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You
    > were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin
    > will be fine."
    >
    > RS: "We boter?"
    >
    > G: "No...just put the boter on the side."
    >
    >
    > RS: "Wad?"
    >
    > G: "I mean butter...just put it on the
    > side."
    >
    > RS: "Copy?"
    >
    > G: "Sorry?"
    >
    > RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
    >
    > G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
    >
    > RS: "One Minnie. Scram egg, crease
    > baychem, Anglish moppin we boter on sigh and
    > copy....rye??"
    >
    > G: "Whatever you say."
    >
    > RS: "Tendjewberrymud."
    >
    > G : "You're very welcome."
    >
  2. Mareeok

    Mareeok New Member

    ...from all this laughing!!
  3. Christinawensell

    Christinawensell New Member

    LOL- you have me rolling, and I am crying. LOL thanks (now where is that tissue)
  4. Fudge43

    Fudge43 New Member

    .... I'm snorting here to ! GOOD ONE !
  5. KJ2003

    KJ2003 New Member

    ROFL!!! This was hilarious and made me laugh out loud! Thanks for the comic relief.

    :D

    Kim
  6. ellie5320

    ellie5320 New Member

    I loved them I needed a laugh
  7. Denamay

    Denamay New Member

    The best I have seen in ages. Very funny.