OT - Cute Joke

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by EllenComstock, Jan 25, 2006.

  1. EllenComstock

    EllenComstock New Member

    Hi, Everyone:

    I don't think I've ever posted a joke here before, but a friend of mine e-mailed this one to me this morning and I decided to share:

    An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

    George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! the light goes on. When I'm done, poof! the light goes off."

    "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.

    A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel," he says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?"

    "Oh, my!" Ethel exclaims, "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"

    Hope this gives everyone a good laugh. Have a good day!

  2. victoria

    victoria New Member

    thanks for the laugh, Ellen!

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