Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?" > "Yes. What can I do for you?" > > "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil > > Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! > > > > Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it >there." > > "Thank you very much for the call, sir." > > > > The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They >search the shed where the firewood is kept. > > ! > > Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no >marijuana. > > They sneer at Virgil and leave. > > > > Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. > > "Hey, Virgil! > > This here's Floyd....did the Sheriff come?" > > "Yeah!" > > > > "Did they chop your firewood?" > > "Yep!" > > "Happy Birthday, buddy!" > > > > (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).