OT Cute Joke

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by elliespad, Oct 22, 2006.

  1. elliespad

    elliespad Member

    Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
    > "Yes. What can I do for you?"
    >
    > "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil
    >
    > Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood!
    >
    >
    >
    > Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it
    >there."
    >
    > "Thank you very much for the call, sir."
    >
    >
    >
    > The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
    >search the shed where the firewood is kept.
    >
    > !
    >
    > Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no
    >marijuana.
    >
    > They sneer at Virgil and leave.
    >
    >
    >
    > Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
    >
    > "Hey, Virgil!
    >
    > This here's Floyd....did the Sheriff come?"
    >
    > "Yeah!"
    >
    >
    >
    > "Did they chop your firewood?"
    >
    > "Yep!"
    >
    > "Happy Birthday, buddy!"
    >
    >
    >
    > (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).
  2. Lendy5

    Lendy5 New Member

    HEHEHE.....this is cute!


    Thanks for sharing!
    carolin
  3. tinktink

    tinktink New Member

    Always up for a cute joke and that is one hehe. Thanks for the giggle. Diana
  4. kriket

    kriket New Member



    Read this to my boyfriend- He busted out laughing and said "Hmmm, that's pretty smart"


    Kriket