OT Dogie Humor

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by carebelle, Jul 27, 2006.

  1. carebelle

    carebelle New Member

    The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
    Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
    -Ann Landers

    If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
    -Will Rogers

    There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
    -Ben Williams

    A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves?himself.
    -Josh Billings


    The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. ?
    -Andy Rooney

    ?We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.
    -M. Acklam

    Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
    -Sigmund Freud

    I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
    -Rita Rudner

    A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around threetimes before lying down.
    -Robert Benchley

    Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
    -Franklin P. Jones

    If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.
    -James Thurb er

    If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.

    My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
    -Joe Weinstein

    Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
    -Anne Tyler

    Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
    -Robert A. Heinlein

    If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
    -Mark Twain

    You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
    - Dave Barry

    Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
    -Roger Caras

    If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
    -Phil Pastoret

    My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.

  2. ckball

    ckball New Member

    I really needed that- it has been a bad day :(

    yesterday i was crying like the big boo hoo cry and my Missy was on the floor looking at me like mommy what's wrong and I just patted the couch and she came up and licked all my tears away and laid her head on my lap.

    When there is no one else, your animals will always understand- Carla
  3. SPR30

    SPR30 New Member

    My doggy and I thank you,he is my best pal,my shadow,my heart and the first one to come to my aid when I am down.
    (please see profile)
  4. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Everyone should own both a dog and a cat.

    The dog will worship you. The cat ignore you.

    This gives you perspective re: just how important you are.

  5. carebelle

    carebelle New Member

    thats really good rockgor
  6. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Too bad I wasn't the one who thunk it up.

    Somewhere I read the next bext thing to originating a great thought, was quoting it.

    Don't know who said that either. Maybe Ralph Waldo Emerson?

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