OT - FOGGY MINDS think alike, no matter the reason

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by victoria, Sep 18, 2005.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    The following statements are written by the drivers themselves and submitted on insurance forms:

    --Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have...

    --I thought my window was down but I found out it was up when I put my head thru it...

    --In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole...

    --"The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth."


    "Am I correct you are not allowed by law to ask me if I have a prison record?"

    Since the milkshake machine was broken at the fast food restaurant, a sign was posed to that effect on the drive-thru speaker. A short time later, a customer pulled up to the speaker.

    "May I take your order?" the cashier asked. All that was heard over the speaker was a banging... so the cashier asked the customer to pull around to the window.

    "Were you actually pounding on the speaker?" she asked the driver.

    "Why would you do that?"

    "Because -- your sign on the speaker said:

  2. 123sandra

    123sandra New Member

    Nice ones!!
  3. victoria

    victoria New Member

    board moving faster than me, at least...

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