OT for FUN - 20 QUESTIONs - "Idiot Test"

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by victoria, Jan 2, 2006.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    NOW --

    you KNOW these are TRICK questions, right?

    So be forewarned...

    and see if you can trick yourself outta brain fog at the same time...

    Ready? Here goes:

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    The Idiot Test
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    1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?

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    A: yes (they also have a 3rd of july, a 2nd of july, etc.)
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    2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

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    A: one per year
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    3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

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    A: all months have (at least) 28 days
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    4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?

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    A: the begger is the woman's sister
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    5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?

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    A: because he is living
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    6. How many outs are there in an inning?

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    A: 6 (3 per side)
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    7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?

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    A: no; the man would be dead
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    8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.

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    A: they are not playing each other
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    9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

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    A: 70 (30 divided by 1/2 is 60)
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    10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by. What color is the bear? Why?

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    A: white (the bear would be a polar bear because the house must be at the north pole)
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    11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

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    A: 2 (you just took 2 apples)
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    12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the two coins?

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    A: a fifty cent piece and a nickle (one is not a nickel, but the other one is)
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    13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

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    A: light the match first
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    14. How far can a dog run into the woods?

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    A: half way (then he would be running out of the woods)

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    15. A doctor gives you three pills, telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?

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    A: one hour (take one, wait half an hour, take another, wait half an hour, then take the last one)
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    16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

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    A: 9 (all BUT 9 die)
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    17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?

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    A: none (Moses was not on the ark)
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    18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?

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    A: he weighs meat
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    19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

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    A: 12 . . .
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    20. What was the President's name in 1950?

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    A: George W. Bush
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    SCORING:
    20 Correct - Genius
    17 Correct - Above Normal
    15 Correct - Normal
    8 Correct - Nincompoop
    6 Correct - Moron
    3 Correct - Idiot
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    Hope you had some fun with this test and didn't groan too much, LOL!

    V

  2. sabimax

    sabimax New Member

    i had 18 woohooo....those for some reason came to me...at 355am...lol...guess think the best on way to work...sarah