OT For SARA anyone who needs a laugh

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by rockgor, Sep 4, 2006.

  1. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    OK, this was sent to me by a little old lady who lives in the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virgina on the trail of the Lonesome Pine.

    I don't think it is particularly Norwegian, but a few people here might find it amusing.

    The Norwegian Mortician

    A man who just died is delivered to a Norwegian mortuary wearing

    an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

    Sven, the mortician, asks the deceased's wife how she would like

    the body dressed. He points out that the man does look very good

    in the black suit he is already wearing.

    The widow however, says that she always thought her husband

    looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit.

    She gives Sven a blank check and says, "I don't care what it

    costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."

    The woman returns the next day for the viewing. To her delight,

    she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a

    subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.

    She says to Sven, "Whatever dis cost, I'm very satisfied. You

    did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you


    To her astonishment, Sven presents her with the blank check.

    "Dere's no charge," he says.

    "No, really, I must pay you for da cost of dat exquisite blue

    suit!", she says.

    "Honestly, ma'am," Sven says, "it didn't cost me a ting. You

    see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size vas

    brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he vas vearing

    an attractive blue suit. I asked his missus if she minded him

    going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it

    made no difference as long as he looked nice."

    "So, I yust switched dere heads."
  2. painintheeverywhere

    painintheeverywhere New Member

    another laugh is one that Holly had on this site - check it out. Just cut and paste - this song is hillarious!


  3. carebelle

    carebelle New Member

    I did laugh and my hubby did to LOL
  4. makezmuzic

    makezmuzic New Member

    ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you so much!!! THAT was funny. You made my day Bless your heart. I wish the best uninterupted comfort to you today. You take care. LOL!!!!
  5. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Glad you enjoyed the joke, Kids. I will tell the lady who sent it to me.

    Pain in the...I listened to the Dolly Parton song. A real laff riot as Jackie Gleason used to say.

    I read that Dolly is now 60. Amazing!

    I am even older than that, but still very immature.
  6. mrdad

    mrdad New Member

    It's s-o-o-o quite on the Board today, I even ended up

    reading one of YOUR POSTS!!!

    My Father was associated with that Business for over
    3O years. I know for a fact that as a matter of ethics,
    they would never "switch heads" without permission of
    respective families!!

    Glad your awake!
  7. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Always good to hear from the horse's mmmm...mouth.

    Folks who enjoy poetry and/or essays are referred to Thomas Lynch. Not only an award-winning poet, but a funeral director.

    He says, "The undertaker is your friend. He is the last one to let you down."
  8. Lolalee

    Lolalee New Member

    You are just a laugh a minute today!! Sick joke...but too funny!! Thanks for the chuckle!!


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