OT for those that thought they knew everything

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by angeljoe, Jan 3, 2006.

  1. angeljoe

    angeljoe New Member

    For those of you who just thought:

    you know everything,
    here's a refresher course ...


    The liquid inside young coconuts
    can be used as a substitute for
    blood plasma.


    No piece of paper can be folded in half
    more than seven (7) times.


    Donkeys kill more people annually
    than plane crashes.


    You burn more calories sleeping
    than you do watching television.


    Oak trees do not produce acorns
    until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.


    The first product to have a bar code
    was Wrigley's gum.


    The king of hearts is the only king
    without a mustache.


    American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
    by eliminating one (1) olive
    from each salad served in first-class.

    Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
    (Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)


    Apples, not caffeine,
    are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.


    Most dust particles in your house are made from
    dead skin.


    The first owner of the Marlboro Company
    died of lung cancer.
    So did the first "MarlboroMan."


    Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

    Pearls melt in vinegar.


    The three most valuable brand names on earth:
    Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.


    It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
    but not downstairs.


    A duck's quack doesn't echo,
    and no one knows why.


    Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
    be kept at least six (6) feet away from
    a toilet to avoid airborne particles
    resulting from the flush.
    (I keep my toothbrush
    in the living room now!)


    Richard Millhouse Nixon
    was the first U.S. president
    whose name contains all the letters
    from the word "criminal."


    And the best for last .....


    Turtles can breathe through their butts.

    (I know some people like that;
    don't YOU?)


    Now you know everything
    there is to know.

    Of importance, that is !!!


  2. Dee50

    Dee50 New Member

    Thanks, I got a good laugh out of your post. Sure feel smarter now that I know all those FACTS!lol I'll try to remember to share them with folks today.
  3. Fudge43

    Fudge43 New Member

    Thanks ! This was cute .. my husband is still wondering if the donkey thing is true though ! haha
  4. victoria

    victoria New Member

    So while now I may know everything,

    the BIG question is,

    will I REMEMBER it tomorrow????

    LOL, Thanks!
  5. JLH

    JLH New Member

    Thanks for sharing .... I copied and shared with a few, too!!
  6. wildirishrose

    wildirishrose New Member

    You burn more calories sleeping
    than you do watching television.

    So if I sleep with the TV on, do I burn more still ?
  7. Greenbean7

    Greenbean7 New Member

    Do you ever watch Mythbusters? They did one episode on the duck quack and found out it did actually echo and one on the toothbrush thing and found it to make no difference where you keep it, other than around your kitchen sink where it picked up the most bacteria.

    They do some really interesting shows. Their methods are a little strange, but it is fun to watch!

    Man, just when we thought we knew it all! Snopes also says a duck quack will echo by the way.

    [This Message was Edited on 01/05/2006]
  8. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    what to believe. I read:

    Betsy Ross did not design our first flag.

    And James Watt did not invent the steam engine.

    And Marie Antoinette did not say, "Let them eat cake."

    So it's hard to get a firm grasp on reality at times. (That's why I always consult my astrologer.)

  9. Greenbean7

    Greenbean7 New Member

    I've always liked to say "I don't need drugs, I can escape from reality at will!"

    Wish that was still true! Can't even trust my old sayings!


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