OT Fun A message from your dog

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by Greenbean7, Aug 31, 2006.

  1. Greenbean7

    Greenbean7 New Member

    I thought this was funny, sarcastic, but funny! I did not write it.

    A Message From Your Dog...

    Ten Peeves That Your Dog Has About You

    1. Blaming your farts (gas) on me... not funny... not funny at all!!!

    2. Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!

    3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

    4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!

    5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

    6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo hoooooooo! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

    7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

    8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

    9.Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven't you noticed the fur?

    10. Acting disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

    Now lay off me on some of these things! We both know who's boss here! You don't see me picking up your poop do you???


    Stop and smell the puppies!
  2. morningsonshine

    morningsonshine New Member

  3. louiesgirl2

    louiesgirl2 New Member

    Especially #1, my husband does that all the time.
  4. Greenbean7

    Greenbean7 New Member

    I'm guilty of that one and the balancing the food on his nose! I'm gonna have to go home and apologize!


    Stop and smell the puppies!
  5. carebelle

    carebelle New Member

    That was really cute
    I think our Dogs really think this stuff lol
  6. sisland

    sisland New Member

    Lollol ! It's 100% true!lol...................s