OT Fun "Did I Read that Sign Right?

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by Greenbean7, Aug 23, 2006.

  1. Greenbean7

    Greenbean7 New Member

    Did I read that sign right?

    TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

    In a Laundromat:
    AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT
    GOES OUT

    In a London department store:
    BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

    In an office:
    WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR
    FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

    In an office:
    AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE
    DRAINING BOARD

    Outside a secondhand shop:
    WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR
    WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

    Notice in health food shop window:
    CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

    Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)
    ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

    Seen during a conference:
    FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE
    1ST FLOOR

    Notice in a farmer's field:
    THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

    Message on a leaflet:
    IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

    On a repair shop door:
    WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T
    WORK)

    Hugzz
    Greenbean

    Stop and smell the puppies!
  2. tracii

    tracii New Member

    Just took pics of a sign for a real attorney who's name is Butensky!!! Wish I could post it here!
  3. srollins

    srollins New Member

    i am roflmbo, that was good medicine(laughter)
  4. ckball

    ckball New Member

    these are great- I love things like these. Thanks for the laughs better than an apple a day! Carla
  5. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    I had a sign in my office for some years. It was a high quality sign, made outta real wood. I paid 79 cents for it at the Goodwill.

    Hey! You want quality, you gotta pay for it.


    Anyway it said:

    ATTENTION

    Please do not wear skis in the restrooms.
  6. kat2002

    kat2002 New Member

    There is a physician in my area by the name of Dr. Klutz.

    Would you go to him?!

    Lol,
    Kat
  7. Shannonsparkles

    Shannonsparkles New Member

    Seen outside a restaurant: EAT HERE OR WE BOTH GO HUNGRY