Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by Jeanne-in-Canada, Aug 17, 2006.

  1. Jeanne-in-Canada

    Jeanne-in-Canada New Member

    Harvey forgot to take diplomacy lessons.

    Harvey and Gladys are getting ready for bed. Gladys, 60, is standing in
    front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself.

    "You know, Harvey," she comments, "I stare into this mirror and I see
    an ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs sag so much that
    they dangle to my waist, my arms and legs are as flabby as popped balloons,
    and my butt looks like a sad, deflated version of the Hindenburg!"

    She turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell me just one
    positive thing about my body so I can feel better about myself."

    Harvey studies Gladys critically for a moment and then says in a soft,
    thoughtful voice, "Well...there's certainly nothing wrong with your

    Services for Harvey will be held Tuesday morning at 10:30 at the First
    United Methodist Church.

    [This Message was Edited on 08/17/2006]
  2. KateMac329

    KateMac329 New Member


    HOLY COW THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!

    Especially after you have had a baby and you feel like your body is this dumpy old thing!


    Thanks girl!


  3. kholmes

    kholmes New Member

    It made me laught out loud...

  4. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    This story is too subtle for me. Why is she saying her butt is all burned up?

    Isn't that what happened to the Hindenburg?

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