OT Funny for the day a must read

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by ckball, Oct 2, 2006.

  1. ckball

    ckball New Member

    THE PORTRAIT

    Mrs. Johnson decided to have her own portrait painted by a very famous artist. She told the artist, "Paint me with 3- karat diamond earrings, a large diamond necklace, glimmering emerald bracelets, and a beautiful red ruby pendant."

    "But ma'am, you are not wearing any of those things."

    "I know," said Mrs. Johnson. "My health is not good and my husband is having an affair with his secretary. When I die I'm sure he will marry her, and I want her to go nuts looking for the jewelry..."
  2. carebelle

    carebelle New Member

  3. cct

    cct Member

    Thanks for making me laugh today!
  4. fieldmouse

    fieldmouse New Member

    Made me laugh...
  5. suz45

    suz45 New Member

    Thanks CK:

    We all need to have our funnybones tickled, I like that joke. Will try to remember for the future.

    Suz45
  6. mrdad

    mrdad New Member


    Ya know Carla that's great. And a lot of truth in that.

    But ain't ya 'posta be RESTING up!!

    Gotta start workin' on that remodel soon!

    MRDAD
  7. victoria

    victoria New Member


    AND it is what his GF is gonna be also...

    LOL, thanks Carla for the laugh!
  8. minkanyrose

    minkanyrose New Member

    thanks for the laugh