OT Funny Quotes About Marriage

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by serenety, Jul 30, 2006.

  1. serenety

    serenety New Member

    Funny Quotes About Marriage

    "In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."
    -Woody Allen.

    "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
    -Rodney Dangerfield.

    "Ah, yes, divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
    genitals through his wallet."
    -Robin Williams.

    "A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people
    remembering the same thing."
    -Duane Dewel.

    "When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one
    that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad."
    -Helen Rowland

    "Eighty percent of married men cheat in America...
    The rest cheat in Europe."
    -Jackie Mason

    "Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the
    hope of pulling out an eel."
    -Leonardo Di Vinci.

    "I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like
    and give her a house."
    -Lewis Grizzard.

    "I'm the only man in the world with a marriage license made out to
    whom it may concern."
    -Mickey Rooney.

    "I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
    -Rodney Dangerfield.

    "The difference between divorce and legal separation
    is that legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money."
    -Johnny Carson
  2. barbinindiana

    barbinindiana New Member

    Thanks for a good laugh.

    Barb
  3. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    I think it was Oscar who said bigamy is having one wife too many.

    Same as monogamy.
  4. Rosiebud

    Rosiebud New Member

    I particularly like the Lews Grizzard (?) one.

    Thanks for the laugh.

    love
    Rosie