Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by 123sandra, Sep 24, 2005.

  1. 123sandra

    123sandra New Member

    A little old lady goes to the Drs and says," I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. Tha f**ts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've f**ted at least 20 times while I've been here, and I bet you didn't even notice!"

    The Dr says," I see, take these pills, then come back to see me next week,"

    The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, " I don't know what you gave me, but my f**ts- altough still silent- stink terribly!"

    "Good," the Dr says, "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start work on your hearing!"

    Hope you liked that one.
  2. Ridge-Runner

    Ridge-Runner New Member

  3. wickett

    wickett New Member

    My Mother used to say "Did you little girls, Fluffy?"
    Ha, Ha! Thx for Joke********
  4. brit_17759

    brit_17759 New Member

    thanks for a much needed laugh Sandra.

  5. elsa

    elsa New Member

    Too Too Funny!!!

    I don't think I'll ever out grow ( to my mother's horror) bathroom humor.

    Made my laugh out loud .... ran and told my husband.



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