OT Gonna be a Bear

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by fairydust39, Aug 31, 2006.

  1. fairydust39

    fairydust39 New Member

    This is sooo Cute. I LOVE it! Hugs Shirley




    "GONNA BE A BEAR"

    In this life,I'm a women.In my next life,I'd like to come back as a Bear! When you're a girl bear,you get to hibernate.You do nothing but sleep for six months.

    I could deal with that!

    Before you hibernate,you're supposed to eat yourself Stupid.
    I could deal with that!

    When you're a girl bear,you birth your children (who are the size of a walnut) while you're sleeping and wake up to partially grown cute,cuddley cubs.

    I could deal with that!

    If you're a Mamma bear,everyone knows you mean business.You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.If your cubs get out of line,you swat them too.

    I could deal with that!

    If you're a bear,your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
    He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat!

    "YUP GONNA BE A BEAR"
  2. Denamay

    Denamay New Member

    I wanted to be a bear, but I could not bear to bare my hair.

    I like your joke, it is all so true. Thanks for sharing. Love Denamay
  3. morningsonshine

    morningsonshine New Member

    Like the analogy!

    LOL!
  4. Empower

    Empower New Member

  5. carebelle

    carebelle New Member

  6. sisland

    sisland New Member

    To Have the life of a Bear!! That would be soso Nice!.................Cute! Thanks!