OT health care... taking shortcuts? FUNNY

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by victoria, Mar 16, 2006.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Just did a quick check, don't think anyone has posted this one yet...
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    Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to get his wife's test results.

    The lab technician says to him, "I'm very sorry, sir, but we've had a bit of a problem. At the same time we sent your wife's samples to the lab, the lab also received samples from another Mrs. Smith, and now we're not sure which results are your wife's. But, frankly, it's either BAD news or TERRIBLE news!"

    "What do you mean?" said Mr. Smith.

    "Well, one Mrs. Smith tested positive for Alzheimer's, and the other Mrs. Smith has tested positive for AIDS. But we can't tell which is your wife's test."

    "This IS terrible!!" cries Mr. Smith. "Can't we do the test over?"

    "Normally, yes," says the technician, "but your health insurance won't pay for these expensive tests more than once."

    "Well, what am I supposed to do now?" said Mr. Smith.

    "Well, the insurance company recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town. . .If she finds her way home, don't sleep with her."

  2. kch64

    kch64 New Member


    I remember getting an e-mail at work with that one.

    Tks for the chuckle.

    K.
  3. victoria

    victoria New Member


    This board moves so fast sometimes...