OT How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by Greenbean7, Mar 23, 2006.

  1. Greenbean7

    Greenbean7 New Member

    How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

    1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

    2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

    3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

    4. Rottweiler: Make me.

    5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

    6. Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

    7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

    8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture..

    9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

    10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

    11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."

    12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

    13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

    14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.


    15. Basset Hound: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ




    Hugzz,
    Greenbean

    Stop and smell the puppies!

  2. Cromwell

    Cromwell New Member

    Is that all yours??

    Love Anne C
  3. Greenbean7

    Greenbean7 New Member

    Oh, no, I'm not nearly that creative!

    It does however describe my golden retriever and lab to a T!!

    Hugzz,
    Greenbean

    Stop and smell the puppies!
  4. Paracelsus

    Paracelsus New Member

    Our lives would be much poorer without Man's Best Friend.

    You forgot the Doberman Pinscher--

    He will follow you like your shadow until YOU replace the bulb correctly!
  5. eeyoreblue02

    eeyoreblue02 Member

    I had to do a copy/paste and send it to several dog lovers I know

    Linda