OT ---- how to INSULT and sound SMART -----

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by victoria, Nov 19, 2005.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    "I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here." -Stephen Bishop

    "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -Winston Churchill

    "A modest little person, with much to be modest about." -Winston Churchill

    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." -Clarence Darrow

    "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." -William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

    "Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?" -Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

    "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." -Moses Hadas

    "He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others." -Samuel Johnson

    "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." -Paul Keating

    "He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr

    "There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." -Jack E. Leonard (my favorite!)

    "He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." -Abraham Lincoln

    "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -Groucho Marx

    "He has the attention span of a lightning bolt." -Robert Redford

    "They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge." -Thomas Brackett Reed

    "He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them." -James Reston (about Richard Nixon)

    "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." -Charles, Count Talleyrand

    "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" -Mark Twain

    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." -Mark Twain

    "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." -Mae West

    "She is a peacock in everything but beauty." -Oscar Wilde

    "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." -Oscar Wilde

    "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." -Oscar Wilde

    "He has Van Gogh's ear for music." -Billy Wilder

    "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." -Andrew Lang (1844-1912) (this could be said about some CF/FM 'experts'!)
  2. stinker56

    stinker56 New Member

    I am going to email them to a couple of friends that will appreciate them. Thanks for sharing.
  3. spmary

    spmary New Member

    Hi..What about "He is the result of reverse evolution" ?
  4. Rosiebud

    Rosiebud New Member

    thanks for posting


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