OT: I'd like to

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by mrdad, Aug 26, 2006.

  1. mrdad

    mrdad New Member

    New fun thing for all of us who,so far, have been unable
    to get a date for Saturday nite!!

    I'll start:Example

    I wanted to be a------but---------------.

    I wanted to be a Doctor, but didn't have the patience!

    (Ya get it?) (It's so easy, even a Cave Man can do it)
    or Nancy's Hubby!!

    MRDAD
    [This Message was Edited on 08/26/2006]
  2. ckball

    ckball New Member

    Ok I'll try

    I wanted to be a carpenter but my bubble was always a little off.

    I am staining floors today and I think the fumes got me.lol

    Good game, let's see what the rest come up with

    Back to staining- my break is over. Carla
  3. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    but there weren't any openings!

    OH, MrDad, you think of the silliest things.


    I wanted to be a wrestler, but I couldn't get a grip.


    I wanted to be an attorney, but I didn't have the right kind of underwear.



    (i.e., no briefs)
  4. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    You kids are a riot.

    How about:

    I wanted to be a nun, but all I had were bad habits.

    I yearned to be a cowboy, but I was steered in the wrong direction.

    My greatest desire was to be a French diplomat, but my manners were just too Frank.

    My partner contributed: I thought about becoming a tatoo artist, but just couldn't see the point.
  5. mrdad

    mrdad New Member


    You should have been one of those Old Western Judges

    as you've really gotten the "HANG" of this!!

    MRDAD
  6. jrose

    jrose New Member

    surgeon but couldn't make the cut. Jrose
  7. mrdad

    mrdad New Member


    a professional baseball player, but couldn't make it to

    FIRST BASE!!
  8. hugs4evry1

    hugs4evry1 New Member

    Bump..

    Bumpity...

    Bump Bump....

    NB
  9. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    a watchmaker, but the timing wasn't right.

    a ear, nose and throat dr., but there weren't any openings.

    a policman, but my brother beat me to it.

    (The last one is true. My brother is a policeman.)


    MrDad, why don't you put your penchant for puns to work and post something on Greenbeans "Celeb Names New Line of Work"? (8-26 posting)
  10. mrdad

    mrdad New Member


    NOTICE: MRDAD is at Church this morning just like his

    friends, to pray for $$$$!!! (The Secretary)
  11. ckball

    ckball New Member

    I wanted to be a gastroenterologist but didn't have the stomach for it

    I wanted to be a orthopedic surgeon but couldn't get a break

    I wanted to be a neurologist but my nerves were shot.

    I wanted to be a pilot but I couldn't stop drinking (sorry)

    I wanted to be a astronaut but failed space cadet school

    That's all for back to the floor-Carla
  12. mrdad

    mrdad New Member


    Or is it well?? Anyway, coming up with some real great

    ones!! (MRDAD's SECRETARY)








    WHAT COLLECTION BASKET???
  13. mrdad

    mrdad New Member


    "train to be an Engineer, but couldn't stay on TRACK!!
    Choo-Cho-o-o-o-!!
    [This Message was Edited on 08/27/2006]
  14. Cromwell

    Cromwell New Member

    I wanted to be a proctologist but heard it was a bum job

    I wanted to be a miner but they said I was too old

    I wanted to be a sanitary engineer but kept getting a little flushed

    I wanted to be a tap dancer but couldn't force it(fawcet)



    I wanted to be a psychotherapist, but when I wrote

    Psycho the rapist on my door, I got no clients!

    That's all I can think up or of!

    Love Anne
    [This Message was Edited on 08/27/2006]
  15. mrdad

    mrdad New Member


    Glad your back "on Board" and contributing to our rebell-

    ion against the constraints of the Sane World!!

    How's Daniel doin' this weekend??
    MRDAD
  16. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Such a lot of funny people here.

    I told my friend Fred about our thread. He contributed these.

    I wanted to be a neurologist, but just didn't have the nerve.

    I wanted to be a veterinarian, but just couldn't deal with the dogma.

    I wanted to write a poem about for whom the bell tolls, but found out it's been Dunne.

    Fred, by the way is in his 80s and still like the first mechanical pencil: Eversharp!
  17. mrdad

    mrdad New Member

    Hi Fred!!

    Thanks for the funny contributions to the Post!!

    If you're friends with Rocky, however, be reminded that

    YOUR ARE known by the Company you keep!! Hope you had

    a good weekend.

    MRDAD


    [This Message was Edited on 08/27/2006]
  18. Cinlou

    Cinlou New Member

    Did you hear about the rancher that had a beautiful daughter?? All the cattle manure!(men new her)
  19. ckball

    ckball New Member

    I wanted to be a elevator inspector but I am claustrophobic,

    I was going to be a weather forcaster but I couldn't see my hand in front of my face.

    I wanted to develop pictures but I was afraid of the dark

    darn I had another but my doggies interrupted me.

    nity nite- Carla
  20. mrdad

    mrdad New Member


    Loved your "ranchers daughter" joke. My former wife was

    raised on a Cattle Ranch and I'm gonna" tell her that one

    the next time I tall to or email her!! It's so Korny it

    puts me on a"bottom" shelf! Love it.

    Take Care,
    MRDAD