OT - If my body was a car - hope you laugh

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by lovinlifeinAK, Aug 2, 2005.

  1. lovinlifeinAK

    lovinlifeinAK New Member

    If my body was a car 

    If my body were a car, this is 
    the time I would be thinking about trading it in for 
    a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and 
    scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a 
    little dull, but that's not the worst of it. 

    My fenders are too wide to be considered stylish. 
    They were once as sleek as a little MG; now they 
    look more like an old Buick. 
    My seat cushions have split open at the seams. My 
    seats are sagging. Seat belts? I gave up all belts 
    when Krispy Cremes opened a shop in my 
    Air bag's? Forget it. The only bags I have these 
    days are under my eyes. Not counting the saddlebags, 
    of course. 
    I have soooooo many miles on my odometer. Sure, I've 
    been many places and seen many things, but when's 
    the last time an appraiser factored life experiences 
    against depreciation? 
    My headlights are out of focus and it's especially 
    hard to see things up close. 

    My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I 
    slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in 
    the best of weather. 
    My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. 
    It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. 
    My fuel rate burns inefficiently. 
    But here's the worst of it -almost every time I 
    sneeze, cough or sputter..... either my radiator 
    leaks or my exhaust backfires 
  2. BxGirl

    BxGirl New Member

    What does OT mean?

  3. lovinlifeinAK

    lovinlifeinAK New Member

    Off Topic - just so that when those that just want fibro related posts they can skip mine
  4. BxGirl

    BxGirl New Member

    Thank you!!!!

  5. nje

    nje New Member

    well i have to say,that message just made my day. you must be fun to be around,anybody that suffers like we do and can come up with a positve and funny message like this. i hope everyone reads this.
    send some more cheer my way i could use it. nje
  6. brit_17759

    brit_17759 New Member

    thanks for making me laugh....needed that
  7. ceili

    ceili New Member

    Hold on to it long enough and it becomes a classic. ;)
  8. lovinlifeinAK

    lovinlifeinAK New Member

    I made some of yous day. But when I read this I knew that we all could relate to it. Thank you all for taking the time to read.....
  9. pgfnch2

    pgfnch2 New Member

    And..so true! Thanks for sharing:)
  10. lovinlifeinAK

    lovinlifeinAK New Member

    for other to enjoy
  11. lovinlifeinAK

    lovinlifeinAK New Member

  12. itscarrie

    itscarrie New Member

    I guess we'll all end up as a vintage model....coming out for air only on special occasions ;-)
  13. duketomato

    duketomato New Member

    I went to one quack who told me to think of my body as a car and if my car/body was in an accident I would take it to a repair shop/doctor.I told the quack that I had been taking my body to doctors for awhile and that the doctors had were just like car repair shops. That they charge you for the work even though they never fix anything. That if you don't know or have one in your family your going to get taken.
  14. nina2

    nina2 New Member

    I'm ready for for Demolition Derby.

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