OT Joke elderly getting married

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by sues1, Feb 17, 2006.

  1. sues1

    sues1 New Member

    Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in
    Florida, are all excited
    about their decision to get married. They go for a
    stroll to discuss the
    wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob
    suggests they go
    in.

    Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you
    the owner?"

    The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

    Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell
    heart medication?"

    Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

    Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

    Pharmacist: "All kinds."

    Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"

    Pharmacist: "Definitely."

    Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

    Pharmacist: "Of course."

    Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis,
    jaundice?"

    Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

    Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills,
    Geritol, antidotes
    for Parkinson's disease?"

    Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

    Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

    Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

    Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal
    Registry."


    Maybe I should ask for gift cards for pharmacy next Christmas??

    The best exercise for the human heart is to lift up
    another .

    Live,Love and Laugh often........Susan
  2. Cromwell

    Cromwell New Member

  3. Cromwell

    Cromwell New Member

  4. sues1

    sues1 New Member

    Too bad that I can not tell you where to send my gift cards!

    LOL...